Since no one has disproved that ethnic Ďdiversityí
is a sufficient condition for a Ďbetterí learning
environment, then it must be the case that ethnic
Ďdiversityí is a sufficient condition for a
Ďbetterí learning environment.
Sean Penn just returned from Iraq and he says that
Saddam Hussein is a great leader of the Iraqi
people. That settles it for me. Since I love all
Pennís movies, then Saddam must be a great leader
of the Iraqi people.
The war in Iraq is morally wrong because President
Bush is a failed Texas cowboy, frat boy drunk, who
committed fraud and bribery to wage it.
When the attack is indirectly against persons,
suggesting that they
hold their views chiefly because of their special
circumstances or interests, it is
called a "circumstantial ad hominem."
I find it interesting that all the Senators who
voted for drafting 18 year olds into the military
are themselves well beyond draft age.
So Bill Clinton lied about having extra-marital sex
in the Oval Office of the White house. Cool!
Everybody lies about sex.
You canít fail me in this course! I NEED this
course to transfer to University, and my parents
will kill me if I donít transfer this semester.
I can assure you that deciding the beneficiaries of
my estate will have nothing to do with the amount
of love and affection people showed to me during my
I say we should support affirmative action. White
males have run the country for 500 years. They run
most of government and industry today. You can't
deny that this sort of discrimination is
intolerable. (The author has proven that there is
discrimination, but not that affirmative action
will end that discrimination.)
Donít you support home education and the God-given
right of parents to raise their children according
to their own beliefs?
Every time I find a penny in the parking lot at the
7/11 I always win some money in the lottery that
day. Well, guess what? I found a penny today so
therefore, Iím a lotto winner for sure.
The reason Iím so popular is that everybody likes
As a general rule, men make more money in the
marketplace than women do. Therefore, since Iím a
man, I make more money than the woman Hillary
Opra Winfrey is a woman and she is paid more money
than any male talk-show host. Therefore, female
talk-show hosts, as a rule, are paid more money
than male talk-show hosts.
guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have
CUSTOMERS MUST REMOVE ALL THEIR CLOTHES WHEN DRYER
STOPS. (Actual sign in a laundry mat)
My name is Schvink, and whadya-think, Iíll press
your pants for nothing (?) (!).
Iím thinking of buying a new Macintosh e-book
computer and I found out that the onboard speakers
are real cheap. Therefore the laptop itself must be
Smith College is a very wealthy college. Iím dating
a girl from Smith, so she must be very wealthy.